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In the latest issue of the Cavemen Chronicle, aka Central Office's Rubber Stamp, there was quite a few rather horridly fallacious opinion articles, including


You know what I'm talking about. The stupid issues conservatives use to get votes so that they can implement their godforsaken economics plans.

So, as a counter-attack from the anarcho-progressive left, I'm going to write a letter to the editor with a copy of my refutations.