Support shoplifting from corporations!

I guess you can choose to be agnostic because it's all culturally relevant, right?

Yeah, just like you'll be juuust fiiiine as long as you: Love Jesus, a man who was executed for advocating social justice and grassroots power... and FUCKING BR00T4LK1D5 SC3N3 GRINDCORE at the same time; be sure to wear the latest, fadacious clothing from capitalist establishment malls, regardless of how much it costs. Don't mind that the 12 year old seamstress who made it lives in conditions you wouldn't wish on your worst enemy. Oh wait, yeah, you would, wouldn't you?

Afterall, we need to punish people for having sex because people don't control their bodies, the government does! And don't give welfare to anyone, because racism is wrong but it's okay to ignore the structures and institutions in this country that control your thoughts. Don't forget John Kerry is a liberal pussy coward who never put his life or money on the line, and our current commander in chief is a good, Christian man.

We always need to make sure to elect a religious conservative because atheists hate America and in the god we trust on our money, which you kindly ignore the worthlessness of since inflation is through the roof due to a $ 4 TRILLION war fighting sheepherders in desert caves who live on less than $1 a day.

I'll probably add more later