Support shoplifting from corporations!

This goes to liberal religionists, agnostics, and other individuals too chicken to come out and admit the truth:

You can quit beating around the bush now. Why haven't you made a dedicated choice? Are you going to believe in fairy tales, a desert dogma with a sick, twisted patriarchal diety as your object of worship? Or are you going to live in the real world with the rest of us and support positive atheism?

There isn't any such thing as choosing agnosticism. You either believe things that are fantastical and unverifiable, or you don't. This is a true dichotomy, and not deciding is, at best, cowardly, and at worst, self destructive.