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Palin on the Issues
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PALIN ON THE ISSUES:
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PALIN ON THE ISSUES:
- Abortion: Palin is the perfect candidate for women given her strict stand on abortion and rape, having said she'd force raped girls to carry their rapist's baby to term. (<this is actually true)
- Corruption: Palin is currently under investigation for using her power to get her sister's ex-husband fired. (<also true)
- Family Values: "My daughter totally did not not not not not not get knocked up and that goofy looking arguement against inteligent design is totally my daughter. CASE CLOSED!"
- Guns: Palin is a strong supporter of the right to bear arms.
- Homosexuality: Like any good republican foot soldier, Palin stands for protecting the sanctity of traditional marriage against homo unions. This means McCain has to pull out and cum on her face instead of blowing his load in her ass.
- Religion: Palin is a professed Christfag and proud Creationist. But don't worry, Christian girls can still take it in the ass and it totally doesn't count.
- Environment: Fuck the environment, their be oil there.
- Missionary: She prefers doggy.
- Political Experience: She ran Alaska which is next to Russia
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